Post by scousepaul on Jun 8, 2003 17:51:53 GMT
After the game yesterday myself and Jimmy Black went on a wee tour of drinking establishments. The Mission. the Horse and Baby Blue were visited and after saying our farewells I returned to the Iron Horse to round the night off. As I was kipping at Craig & Michelles for the night and had not seen them since before the game Idecided to get the bus to East Kilbride (cheaper than a taxi). On arriving at my place of rest for the night, I couldn't get the door to open.I knocked,rang the house phone and the 2 mobiles.No joy. So I figured they must still be out on the bevy, I decided to sit down on their little welcome mat and wait for their arrival.As I was sitting there a yong guy came walking up the stairs,and asked if Iwas o.k. Iasked him to try the keys but he couldn't open the door either.He asked me if Iwanted a duvet to keep me warm and duly got one for me. Once wrapped in the duvet sat on my little mat I nodded off and next thing I knew it was 9a.m. I rang the house no. and Michelle answered and let me in, after explaining what had happened it transpired that they were back at home about 11 o'clock and wrecked. Knowing that Craig had given me a set of keys they slept the sleep of the dead.I think I now know what an asylum seeker in a kilt must look like and will always buy The BIG ISSUE in future