For Sale

[gordonbrown]

I am spending more and more time down here in London and have missed the last 206 Scotland games , I am reluctantly putting my Scotland top and scarf up for sale.
Any takers. Please note I do not take Euros.
I understand that you are having your committee meeting & AGM this Sunday and we are about to lose a valuable member of staff. He is at first sight quite abrasive and lets be honest likes a scrap. He claims to be a doctor , ha ha.
Any thought on Doctor John Reid for a committee place?

[Lennart Alanhansen]

I too would like to be offering my services on the committee. I have just become free and have much of football experience, especially with committees.
On top of this I know the Scotlandish Tarting Army are big fans of mine as I arranged for them an extra game in Monte Carlo, where they could go and sing their nice songs like a spoonful of sugar and watch their team draw again. And please be of noticing that I have changed my name to include the most popular ever Scotlandshire player.
I would also very muchly like to see France for to get beaten.


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